Hack Team is an audio drama about hard-boiled I.T. professionals solving crimes, busting chops, and fixing printers.

New episodes are published once per month and are approximately 15 minutes long.



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Agents

Portraits by Zach Diamond

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Dick Belmont
Captain, Hack Team

Voiced by Brandon Diamond


Favorite Language:
Is there a Java+?

Favorite Editor:
Notepad

Design Philosophy:
Code by committee

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Ken Stone
Agent, Hack Team

Voiced by Alex Sheehan


Favorite Language:
OCaml with a dash of Lisp

Favorite Editor:
Emacs

Design Philosophy:
Do it right the first time

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Ted Mahoney
Agent, Hack Team

Voiced by Max Lang


Favorite Language:
ANSI C

Favorite Editor:
Vi

Design Philosophy:
Get it done by any means


Associates

Jane
Narrator
Ilana Sufrin

Spud
Intern, Hack Team
Max Lang

 

Pat Barber
Officer, Staten Island PD
Alex Sheehan

Frank
Narrator
Brandon Diamond


Staff

Brandon Diamond
Director
 

Ilana Sufrin
Actor

Daniel Gale-Rosen
Producer
 

Leah Friedlander
Actor

Max Lang
Writer
 

Zach Diamond
Actor / Photographs

Alex Sheehan
Actor
 

Luigi
Cat

Get In Touch


Got a Case?

The Hack Team is always on the lookout for new cases (or, you know, script ideas). If you've got an idea for an episode, we'd love to hear it.
 

Qualifications

  • A good idea for an episode
  • Two or three sentences of description
  • Dorky tech puns

Got a Question?

Have some general feedback on the show? Thoughts? Suggestions? Questions? If you'd like to get in touch, file an official I.T. ticket, below.
 

Qualifications

  • English sentences
  • Punctuation marks
  • Several bad memes

File a Ticket

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